A Black Shop

• Arianne:Oh, I got job offering by the way.
• Walter The Pool Manager:Oh really? where?
• Arianne:haha at at bike shop....
• Walter:what?.. *lowers voice* a BLACK shop?
• Arianne:YES WALTER. A BLACK SHOP. hahaha nooo a BIKE shop
• Walter:ohhhh ahhahhahaaha cool. you have to be...?
• Arianne:I have to be 18 though.
• Walter:you have to be 18??
• Arianne:No Walter I have to be black.

Just had a Black Swan moment in my bathroom

Hours earlier I was undressing after today’s water polo game and noticed these weird ass bumps/rashed on my left and right thigh. It was so weird and I was like Wtf Eww man. They kinda itched too. 

So I asked Walter the lifeguard manager if you can get that from being extremely cold or something (since the pool was decently warm but the weather cold as fuck) and he was like “No, not that I know of. Maybe its an allergic reaction to the chlorine”. Which would make sense since Yosemite has been known to burn eyes and dye hair extremely fast. Yet it didnt since I’ve been swimming in that pool for years now.

NOW, when I got home, before I took a shower, I noticed they were gone. I was like WHAT THE FUCK BLACK SWAN SHIT YO! Like literally gone, as if I didnt have them. It was just smooth thigh muscle not weird rash-y bump/boil shit.

the end.

Its so weird watching the Make Her Say video

because I’ve been to that pool twice already and its like man Kanye and Cudi where there before and after I went. @_@ I know that place, its where we have our League Finals for Swim Team oh my god ahhhhh

I mean Ive seen it and realized this before but its so weird just knowing that.

Coulda’ meet them? Nahh…