Hey Anon, its really rude to give relationship advice (really bad one too) to something you dont know. 

fuck not having money or being offered money.

I am genuinely pissed that I wont have a cool smart phone for tomorrow. 

Double feelings of shittiness.

Didnt mean any of them too. Fuck. 

having college anxiety.

god you make it so hard for me to care.

fffaaaawwkkkk cant find my credit card

wow okay how about I just spend the rest of my life studying and doing homework because there really just seems an ENDLESS amount of work that needs to be done all the time. It’s Senior Year for goodness sakes, I’m suppose to be doing the completely opposite with is NOTHING.

fuck the world there is a fucking ENDLESS list of shit to do today

excuse me while I have an emotional Taylor Swift relapse

I wonder if I made a satire of all your facebook statuses, would people be able to figure it out and like it?

US History & Chem SAT Subject Test tomorrow.

Reasons why I’m fat:

I eat when I’m bored

I’m bored all the time

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since when did senior portraits make you look Samoan/Native American/Mexican/10 pounds more

since when

what the

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