Dark like a Muslim
- Grandma: Omg Arianne you are so dark!
- Arianne: haha yeah like an igorot?
- Jessica: haha
- Grandma: ha... no.. what are they called... you dark like a Muslim! hahaha
- Arianne & Jessica: ?! HAHA WTH!!!
“That’d gross me out. A group of girlfriends once had an intervention for me—this is 100 percent true. They’d always have one-night stands, but I didn’t even want to randomly make out with guys. They sat me down and said, “You know, Olivia, we just want you to know it’s OK to be a whore-dog.” I swear to God, they said “whore-dog.” I’m like, “But I don’t want to.” And they’re like, “But maybe you should.” —Olivia Munn for Complex Magazine when asked ‘So you were never one for making out with strangers at bars?’
“It all began 75 million years ago. Back then there was a galactic Federation of Planets which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu. Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated and so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets and had those aliens frozen. The frozen alien bodies were loaded into Xenu’s galatic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s except with rocket engines. The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet, Earth, and dumped them into the volcanos of Hawaii. The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead. The souls of those aliens however lived on and all floated up towards the sky. But the evil lord Xenu had prepared for this. Xenu didnt want their souls to return and so he built giant soul catchers in the sky. The souls were taken to a huge soul brain washing facility which Xenu had also built on earth. There the souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material which tricked them into believing a false reality. Xenu then released the alien souls which roam the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man, the souls finally found bodies which they could grab onto. They attached themselves to all mankind which still to this day causes all our fears, our confusions and our problems.” —South Park’s explanation of Scientology
just download Glee Soundtracks Volumes 1,2 & 3
Whats going on omg ahh haha
Im just going to be listening to I Wanna Sex You Up, Beth & Sweet Caroline.